I did not break up with anyone

Today's bla : Would the end of the world be like this?!

Another quickie.

1) 3 more tests and 7 more schools' days to end my High School life.

2) How do I lose weight when Angelina keeps uploading yummy pictures? I.e, this!

3) My knee is screaming profanities at me all the time. Especially when I knocked it against my car's door. It happens to me.

4) Seriously, I think I would have to take the bus to the Formal next Tuesday.

5) Bloggin' would be temporarily halted due to my exams.

6) A lot of people thought I had a somewhat bad-love-life recently akin to that of Lady Gaga's ''Bad Romance'' as seen on my previous post. No, I did not break up with anyone la.

P.S - Only ME break up with girls, remember? ;)

Joking.

You know you love me, JOsh

This is why I Blog

Today's bla : This video reminds me not to eat too much sweets and candies; if not you will end up speaking-air-through-teeth like this.

It is inexpedient to say that I am lazy to Blog nowadays.

If you care to notice my archives and previous posts' history, I Blog-ged almost everyday. However, through thick and thin; fat and skinny, injured and well, I resorted to one post every few days now.

Wait. Let me tell you why I Blog in the first place.

I write a Blog that focus mainly on my personal issues, sometimes World's. Adding humour and opinions of mine is the norm and the main characteristic of the style I convey. In the past, I balanced my thoughts and sanity through writings and self-expressions because of the mere fact I relocated to Brisbane.

Doesn't it make you drool? It's chocolate-chips cheese cake. Picture by Angelina

If you are 5 years-Old, still possessed baby-fat, family is always the refuge and comfort. So when you are relocating with your family, you feel secure and alright. No big deal.


But if you are 17 and possessed a huge one-pack ab on your tummy, relocation isn't funny or a fun thing anymore. It's disturbing, very real and very remorseful. That's when I resorted to writing my Blog.

Stress and daily malfunctions in life has prevailed more evidently today than it had before. And I do believe that if a person don't find ways to express himself of his tensions, he will become crazy. While I enjoy talking to my friends about a lot of things, sometimes when they aren't there at the moment, I would choose to write it out. Making fun out of misadventures.

My friends do drop by here sometimes, and I believe the same does to you all who keep a blog. Blogging is where I write about my daily crazy routines and  thoughts. And it does really do a better job than Facebook and Twitter. I can get a message across here really well while Facebook only allows me to POKE people. When you reach a certain level of maturity, you will get bored with Facebook so fast you eventually realize that it caters for teenagers much better than adults.



Now, do I care about my readers then? I do, I respect them a lot, and I appreciate them surfing here. Especially those 89% U.K readers. But I do not blog for them. I blog for myself. And if there is anything amusing, funny, witty and interesting, I will certainly write, Blog and entertain.

Bottom rope line : I Blog lesser but more eloquently now. It's more meaningful, funny and hopefully entertaining.

Because really, you would never read something like this from from me :

''Today right, Shit man. My girlfriend break up with me. Who she think she is ha? Only me will break up with girls ma. Now she break up with me instead. Friggin hell lo. She think she is older so break up with me and bully me? Ass hole lor! Me so friggin sad now u know. I go buy beer and drink liaw. shit. bye.''

P.S - No, it's still unfair to say that I am lazy.

You know you love me, JOsh

You want sperm inside?!!

Today's bla : MacGregor State High School's Senior '09 Formal will be held on 17th November at The Greek Club. Problem though, why in the world we have to attend a seniors' assembly at the morning of the exact same day? Girls need to do their hair; and guys need to buy their penguin suits!

That definitely caught your perverted attention didn't it? Don't deny.

If you followed my Blog, you know I had a Medical Check-Up yesterday. It was the first time in my life.

Upon pre-check up, I had to fill up this small container.

The lady just handed me this suggestive container where I was in front of 5 women in the clinic. I had no idea why there wasn't any dudes at that time. To top the cake, one of the women waiting for the doctor was a pretty lady about my age.

Anyways, I was terribly, horribly, and vegetably farted with a huge smelly dilemma.

"Please fill this up will you?'' ordered the nurse. Gobsmacked and ass-slapped, I was like ''er.. okay..''

At the back of my mind though, "PORCUPINE's SHEET!!!''

"THEY WANT MY SPERM?!?"

5 minutes later...

''Why are you still here'', asked the clearly impatient nurse.

''Quick, go to the toilet at the far end corner of the room and collect your own urine!''

Oh. Octopus Sheet...

P.S - My face blushed maroon-red when the lady's eyes met mine. I think she thought that container was for collecting my sperm too.

I know you love me, JOsh

Having a older GF better?

Today's bla : Found this awesome game of cup-beats; where one fully ultilises a cup to make funky beats. Check it out and learn it.

I say having an Older Girlfriend is Okay! Heck, it might be even better than having a younger GF.


''Is having an Older Girlfriend Okay?'' That was the question posted on my previous entry. Thankfully, it drew many feedbacks and answers; thanks guys!
 Many insightful answers i.e Frances :

Of course, there are also the crazy ones, i.e Samantha :

''Older-Sister-Younger-Brother-Relationship'' has been going on for decades however in the recent years, it is deemed more acceptable and ''nothing wrong''. Many couples are now dating out of love and regardless of who is older, ''love'' as they called it, draws them together; even if the girl is 5 years older.

For me, I think it's a Okay to have an older girlfriend.
1) She would treat you like a small boy, which is great when your mummy doesn't want to buy you that awesome remote-control toy car and your face swells into remorse.

2) Your older GF would think you are incapable of doing big things because in actual fact, you are still younger than her. She's your boss.

3) Your GF probably finished Uni and you haven't had High School Formal, let alone going to Uni. Of course, she wouldn't mind because ''she loves you'' and ''you will catch up to her one day''.

4) She thinks you are cute and not manly. In a crazy party, when a girl says a guy is cute, it's a good sign. But when you are 24, you have to have words like ''gentleman'', ''cool'' and ''hot'' hanging from the ladies' mouth. Not ''cute''.

 
'Cute' just doesn't work anymore.

Anyways, Older, or Younger girlfriend, it really depends on both parties.

If the guy is mature, it's Okay. It's acceptable.

Physically, girls age faster than guys in terms of physical looks. That means it balances out if the lady is older biologically. Physically, once both parties are in their 50's, it would make them a very sweet and perfect couple. 

Emotionally, there are alot of to say because ''love'' is involved. But all I can say is this:

In this day and age, if she is happy, do it. If both parties are happy, must do it. If only you happy, don't do it.

My mumm also thinks having an Older GF is actually okay, because a few of her friends have younger hubbies as their partner and it works out just fine.

Maaaa, does it mean I can get a 30+ year-Old girlfriend? Because I was thinking about Claire Forlani ;)

Anwyays, for now, I'm sticking with me being the boss; me being the older one. And me being the dominant one. ME buy the bears+chocolates and ME foot the bill. Don't get me wrong, I am not being a primitive guy with a masochistic mind. I don't want to be treated like a small boy think it's only natural and gentleman-like.

But I could be wrong because it's ''love'' we are yakking about. So don't be surprised if I ended up with Angelina Jolie one day.

Did you just Laughed? Am I THAT bad?!

Pre-P.S - I think I am going to fail the Medical Check-Up and get fired before I can start working. With my knee like that, only suckers would hire me.

P.S - Think you are too old for me? Fear not. There's always secret love-affairs we could go for.

Call me. ;)

You know you love me, JOsh

Bored Afternoon? Watch these

Today's bla : See this awesome picture of me as a cartoon linked from Life's Happenings - Julia. Check out her other awesome drawings.

I should do this long time ago. Link videos and interesting footages onto my Blog. So I can draw more traffic in my Blog and share funny videos.


First up is a video from the famous Singapore Blogger ''XiaXue'' on Emergency Beauty Tips. i.e : How to get rid of period stains on your skirt? (not that I need THAT tip)




Secondly, it's the new reality show called ''Numbnuts'' where two crazy young men challenged each other on many very very crazy stunts. It's so crazy it's not funny sometimes. Nonetheless, watch this episode 2 of Numbnuts!




If there is Episode 2, of course got Episode 3 lah!



4.) There is  ''Chick VS Dick'' from the Singaporean model KayKay and artist Paul. These two involved themselves in episodes upon episodes of challenges. Healthier challenges than Numbnuts.



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Namewee. Ring any ding-dong bells? He was the guy who brought real meaning to the controversial 'Negaraku-ku'' soundtrack. Unfortunately, he did not modify any song or soundtrack this time.

Instead, watch this hilarious video below as his housing-area went without electricity and he drove to TNB (Tenaga National Berhad) to ''scold'' them.

Language - Chinese-Mandarin and B.Malaysia. (Profanities used)

P.S - these videos are in episodes or somehow linked to their previous episodes. Click on the box for Youtube's new window and watch away.

You know you love me, JOsh